Nov 10, - Is it proper order to poo before you pee, or pee before you poo? Can we Look it up on funny shit (and piss) . I hate taking a dump anywhere other then my house but, if I do baby wipes and perfume are a must. Aug 7, - I've been talking pee with other people for a long time, and I learned . I can take a dump and then find myself having to piss afterwards.